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| PHYSICS SUPERHERO PART II |
| Sunday, February 07, 2010 |
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Yeah, I'm... really bored.
I set aside my entire Saturday night to do zhou ji, assuming that I was writing a full-length compo. But I didn't. So I sat outside and started drawing this.
It looks quite terrible, especially when scanned. But...
I'm not sure why I did this either. |
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| Me ♥ 8:53 PM |
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| Friday, February 05, 2010 |
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 I couldn't help myself.
I didn't actually draw this during Physics. I started it sometime during/after Elect., and then it spilled over to Physics and beyond.
The drawing is rather crapped up (the right arm looks like it's sticking out of the shirt and I will never get that retort stand right, etc. etc.) but I smiled several times while drawing this.
What it says (top to bottom, left to right)
THE ONE AND ONLY
PHYSICS SUPERHERO
SMOOTH SPLIT CORK PROVIDES NO MORE THAN THE NECESSARY FRICTION TO GRIP THE WIRE
EXTENDABLE CROCODILE-CLIP EXTRA-STRENGTH ELECTRICAL WIRE THAT CAN SUPPORT 5x10^3 KG.
MODIFIED COLLAPSIBLE RETORT STAND WITH PROPELLER ATTACHED FOR THIS SUPERHERO TO GET [TO] PLACES WITH LESS WORK DONE.
PHYSICS SUPERHERO USES HIS GENIUS-LEVEL KNOWLEDGE OF AERODYNAMICS TO STEER HIM ANYWHERE AT MAX. VELOCITY
ARMS TRAINED AND MODIFIED TO ACCESS MAXIMUM CAPABILITY OF MOMENTS
SUPER-ENDURANCE SLOTTED MASSES WITH GIANT MASS HANGER THAT ALSO DOUBLES AS AN EFFECTIVE BLUDGEONING WEAPON, DEALING MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF FORCE
STREAMLINED HAIRSTYLE
TOTE BAG WHICH CONTAINS LAPTOP, DATALOGGERS AND PAPERS FOR HIS COVER AS A PHYSICS TEACHER
MIRRORED GLASSES TO CONFUSE OPPONENTS WITH REFLECTED LIGHTS AND TO CONCEAL IS IDENTITY
INDESTRUCTIBLE, STYLISH SHIRT
SCIENTIFIC, GRAPHICAL CALCULATOR WHICH [ALSO ACTS] AS A GPS, RADAR, ALARM CLOCK, MOBILE PHONE, AND GAME CONSOLE.
ULTRA-LARGE PENDULUM BOB WITH MAXIMUM G.P.E. TO K.E. EFFICIENCY
STOPWATCH DESIGNED TO NEGATE HUMAN REACTION TIME
UTILITY BELT TO KEEP HIS PANTS UP
EXTRA-GRIP SHOES
PENS TO DO HYPER-SPEED CALCULATION
EXTRA 6M OF WIRE
HEAVYWEIGHT SLOTTED MASS MADE OUT OF DENT-PROOF TITANIUM
Grammatical errors corrected in brackets, barring the fact that there actually isn't such word as "extendable"... just couldn't find one. Ah well.
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For people who aren't in on this, on Monday Mr Liu left a note on our class' whiteboard, which ended off with "Your friendly neighbourhood Physics superhero".
It still hasn't been erased if you want to go see it (the class drew a DO NOT ERASE boundary around it). Ms Yang took advantage of this and wrote her Chem notices around that note so that people wouldn't erase it.
Physics Superhero needs a better name. Or does he? |
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| Me ♥ 5:37 PM |
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| Monday, February 01, 2010 |
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Mmm, what'cha say,
Mmm, that you only meant well?
Well, of course you did.
Mmm, what'cha say,
Mm, that it's all for the best?
Of course it is. |
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| Me ♥ 10:54 PM |
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| Thursday, January 28, 2010 |
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1. Pick fifty of your favourite movies. (Some are my favourites. Others are dredged up from the crevices of my brain because I can't remember all that I've watched.)
2. Choose one quote from all of them.
3. Post the list on your blog/journal.
4. Open the floor to guesses.
1. "I'm not a quack, I'm a mad scientist."
2. "Manicure?"
3. "You... you complete me."
4. "I have machine guns... in my butt?"
5. "You maniac! You burned it up! Darn you! Darn you all to heck!!"
6. "San Diego. This time I'm forty percent sure."
7. "No, no, no eating here tonight, you're on a diet!"
8. "What have I done?"
9. "It is pronounced 'egregious'."
10. "That's his bling!"
11. "Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."
12. "What, did you finally hit puberty?"
13. "You guys are all idiots, right?" "Right!"
14. "All that you know is at an end."
15. "I took a wrong turn on the way to prom."
16. "Screw this. I didn't sign up for this shit!"
17. "Now picture that, but everywhere!"
18. "Texas high school football big."
19. [translated] "What are you guys doing?" "Killing time."
20. "We're dead! We're dead! We survived but we're dead!"
21. "Take a bath, hippie!"
22. "Guess someone found your weakness." "[This isn't] my weakness." "Yeah. Your weakness' that you can't fly."
23. "There wasn't room next to the jam!"
24. "I taunt you and I tease you and I make your life miserable, but you love me anyway."
25. "You're fourteen years old. You're two years away from your driver's license. You still call your underwear underpants. Yet I'm supposed to believe you can build a time machine?"
26. "What does an actor want with a conscience anyway? "
27. "I think that's our little girl."
28. "...and then some days you just want to close them in a box, and leave the box in the park, and run away you know?"
29. "Were you thinking holy sh*t holy sh*t a swordfish almost went through my head? If so, yes."
30. "Why don't you hold on to it - you might need to call me again."
31. "What about a hug instead? That's the best kind of magic."
32. "And left the broccoli... a vegetable."
33. "I told you I don't like to be manhandled!"
34. "You know what aliens look like. They look like, like little green people with antennas and, and laser guns and, "Take me to your leader, Earthlings.""
35. "You haven't been able to take your cheaters off my chassis since we met. "
36. "What's your problem?" "You are my problem."
37. "He doesn't speak." "Why?" "He doesn't say."
38. "Don't sing, okay? Just walk."
39. "Sir, I insist you give me the plant."
40. "Call me an @sshole, one more time."
41. "They were no match for his bodacity."
42. "Typical, isn't it? You wait twenty years for a dad and then three come along at once."
43. "It's a funny feeling, not knowing who you are. I get a bump on the head and I'm free as a bird."
44. "I'm not reading these Communist books to you guys!"
45. "Tell your dog not to worry, sooner or later we all lose our balls."
46. "One look, and I knew we both had the same crazy idea."
47. "Have you been approached by a tall man with a bowler hat?"
48. "Your pork is ready."
49. "What part of "sudden death" didn't you understand?"
50. "It's just like... singing, with your body." |
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| Me ♥ 6:43 PM |
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[FAIL. Image doesn't work. At least it'll stop stretching the board.]
Answer the following 12 questions about yourself:
1. What is your first name?
2. What is your favorite food?
3. What high school did you attend?
4. What is your favorite color?
5. Who is your celebrity crush?
6. Favorite drink?
7. Dream vacation?
8. Favorite dessert?
9. What do you want to be when you grow up?
10. What do you love most in life?
11. One word to describe you?
12. Your username?
Note: The picture for 5 is, of course, 'denial'; I think I'm mentioned this before.
Type your answer to each of the above questions into Flickr's search. Using only the images that appear on the first page, choose your favorite and copy and paste each of the URL’s into the Mosaic Maker (3 columns, 4 rows)... Enjoy! |
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| Me ♥ 6:35 PM |
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| Thursday, January 21, 2010 |
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Reasons why I want to go for SCMUN
- Parliamentary language is awesome.
- Chance to try something new.
- Positive experience at RMUN, though this time it won't have a Press Corps.
- Pretty sure I'll have SOME amount of fun <_<.
- Parliamentary language is awesome. This deserves two spots on the list.
- It's fun to watch debates >D.
Reasons why I don't want to go for SCMUN
- No Press Corps (ignoring the fact that even if there was I might not get in).
- Lack of self-confidence.
- If I don't talk, it'll be a waste of me going <_>... and a little selfish.
- Workload... probably.
- Aren't there other people who want to go more than I do?
So. Balanced. Besides the whole parliamentary language thing.
Really, the parliamentary language point weighs a lot more in my decision-making than it should. |
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| Me ♥ 11:42 PM |
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| Wednesday, January 20, 2010 |
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