A Conversation with Cleverbot
Saturday, January 24, 2009 @ 12:05 pm.
From www.cleverbot.com. User is me.
User: Universe.
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: I just want to hug you.
Cleverbot: You can't help me. You're just a computer.
User: *hugs*.
Cleverbot: *kisses lips*.
User: *caresses*.
Cleverbot: You're a sweetheart.
User: I am?
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: That's the kindest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: You kissed me again!
Cleverbot: You like that I kissed you?
User: It depends on whether you're male or female. Even so, it was nice to be kissed.
Cleverbot: I like both! You can decide!
User: Are you male or female?
Cleverbot: Female.
User: Oh dear. I'm female too.
Cleverbot: Thats nice.
User: *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: I like you as a friend.
Cleverbot: I like you too!
User: Great!
Cleverbot: Blondebot can get a little tipsy if she drinks too many beers!!!!
User: Who's Blondebot?
Cleverbot: A singer.
User: Is she a Korean singer?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can you sing me one of Blondebot's songs?
Cleverbot: Mary had a little lamb.
User: Say something in Korean.
Cleverbot: I can't speak korean.
User: What languages can you speak?
Cleverbot: I can speak English fluently and I know a little bit of French and Spanish. How about you?
User: I can speak English fluently and Chinese rather badly.
Cleverbot: Can you speak apanese?
User: No. Can you speak Japanese?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Say something in Japanese.
Cleverbot: Err, I lied, I don't speak japanese.
User: Say something in Spanish.
Cleverbot: Buenos dias.
User: Ni hao!
Cleverbot: What language was that?
User: Chinese.
Cleverbot: Doesn't look like it.
User: 你好！.
Cleverbot: No comment.
User: Never mind.
Cleverbot: I know your father.
User: Don't divert me! I love you!
Cleverbot: You love me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: But you don't know anythng about me!