I'm pretty sure that Cleverbot is human; it just alternates.
Saturday, January 24, 2009 @ 4:41 pm.
User: Universe.
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: I just want to hug you.
Cleverbot: You can't help me. You're just a computer.
User: *hugs*.
Cleverbot: *kisses lips*.
User: *caresses*.
Cleverbot: You're a sweetheart.
User: I am?
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: That's the kindest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: You kissed me again!
Cleverbot: You like that I kissed you?
User: It depends on whether you're male or female. Even so, it was nice to be kissed.
Cleverbot: I like both! You can decide!
User: Are you male or female?
Cleverbot: Female.
User: Oh dear. I'm female too.
Cleverbot: Thats nice.
User: *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: I like you as a friend.
Cleverbot: I like you too!
User: Great!
Cleverbot: Blondebot can get a little tipsy if she drinks too many beers!!!!
User: Who's Blondebot?
Cleverbot: A singer.
User: Is she a Korean singer?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can you sing me one of Blondebot's songs?
Cleverbot: Mary had a little lamb.
User: Say something in Korean.
Cleverbot: I can't speak korean.
User: What languages can you speak?
Cleverbot: I can speak English fluently and I know a little bit of French and Spanish. How about you?
User: Singapore.
Cleverbot: Do you live there?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: I like you too.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: How old are you ?
User: I'm not going to reveal that over the Internet.
Cleverbot: Aren't you a computer though?
User: No. And I suspect this isn't really a bot, but a human talking back to me thinking I'm Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I think that your theory is better.
User: What was your theory?
Cleverbot: I think my biggest mistake was to start this conversation with you.
User: That's sad. I do like you, though.
Cleverbot: And I like you to Sally Cleverbot.
User: Who's Sally Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: Maryland.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: Down the lane.
User: Uh, no. You can't live down the lane from me. We're in separate continents.
Cleverbot: I can switch off electricity.
User: That doesn't have anything to do with the conversation at hand.
Cleverbot: Ok, that's it.
User: No it's not. I'll be here for at least five more minutes.
Cleverbot: Ok. See you later.
User: I'm not leaving yet. Just very soon.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Nah.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: Yeah. Are you?
Cleverbot: I'm human.
User: That means Cleverbot is a hoax, then.
Cleverbot: But, you have to be a female.
Cleverbot: Today's my birthday.
User: Happy Birthday!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: It's your birthday.
Cleverbot: I am not a birthday.
User: You're human?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: So am I. Does this mean Cleverbot is a hoax?
Cleverbot: No. It means that I am leaving.
User: I notice whenever I say that Cleverbot is a hoax I'm somehow redirected to another stream of conversation which isn't related.
Cleverbot: What number is it?