Expiration
Tuesday, September 08, 2009 @ 9:17 pm.
To Carolyn: I wanted to respond further to your post about the funny exam answers, but it wasn't exactly appropriate so I shall respond here.
Basically because I just wanted to post the ones I found interesting.
Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died of this.
When you breath, you inspire. When you don't breath, you expire. (True that.)
For head colds, use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops into your throat.
H20 is hot water. CO2 is cold water.
To prevent contraception use a condominium.
Blood flows down one leg and up the other.