PHYSICS SUPERHERO
I couldn't help myself.
I didn't actually draw this during Physics. I started it sometime during/after Elect., and then it spilled over to Physics and beyond.
The drawing is rather crapped up (the right arm looks like it's sticking out of the shirt and I will never get that retort stand right, etc. etc.) but I smiled several times while drawing this.
What it says (top to bottom, left to right)
THE ONE AND ONLY
PHYSICS SUPERHERO
SMOOTH SPLIT CORK PROVIDES NO MORE THAN THE NECESSARY FRICTION TO GRIP THE WIRE
EXTENDABLE CROCODILE-CLIP EXTRA-STRENGTH ELECTRICAL WIRE THAT CAN SUPPORT 5x10^3 KG.
MODIFIED COLLAPSIBLE RETORT STAND WITH PROPELLER ATTACHED FOR THIS SUPERHERO TO GET [TO] PLACES WITH LESS WORK DONE.
PHYSICS SUPERHERO USES HIS GENIUS-LEVEL KNOWLEDGE OF AERODYNAMICS TO STEER HIM ANYWHERE AT MAX. VELOCITY
ARMS TRAINED AND MODIFIED TO ACCESS MAXIMUM CAPABILITY OF MOMENTS
SUPER-ENDURANCE SLOTTED MASSES WITH GIANT MASS HANGER THAT ALSO DOUBLES AS AN EFFECTIVE BLUDGEONING WEAPON, DEALING MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF FORCE
STREAMLINED HAIRSTYLE
TOTE BAG WHICH CONTAINS LAPTOP, DATALOGGERS AND PAPERS FOR HIS COVER AS A PHYSICS TEACHER
MIRRORED GLASSES TO CONFUSE OPPONENTS WITH REFLECTED LIGHTS AND TO CONCEAL IS IDENTITY
INDESTRUCTIBLE, STYLISH SHIRT
SCIENTIFIC, GRAPHICAL CALCULATOR WHICH [ALSO ACTS] AS A GPS, RADAR, ALARM CLOCK, MOBILE PHONE, AND GAME CONSOLE.
ULTRA-LARGE PENDULUM BOB WITH MAXIMUM G.P.E. TO K.E. EFFICIENCY
STOPWATCH DESIGNED TO NEGATE HUMAN REACTION TIME
UTILITY BELT TO KEEP HIS PANTS UP
EXTRA-GRIP SHOES
PENS TO DO HYPER-SPEED CALCULATION
EXTRA 6M OF WIRE
HEAVYWEIGHT SLOTTED MASS MADE OUT OF DENT-PROOF TITANIUM
Grammatical errors corrected in brackets, barring the fact that there actually isn't such word as "extendable"... just couldn't find one. Ah well.
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For people who aren't in on this, on Monday Mr Liu left a note on our class' whiteboard, which ended off with "Your friendly neighbourhood Physics superhero".
It still hasn't been erased if you want to go see it (the class drew a DO NOT ERASE boundary around it). Ms Yang took advantage of this and wrote her Chem notices around that note so that people wouldn't erase it.
Physics Superhero needs a better name. Or does he?
Friday, February 05, 2010 @ 5:37 pm.
I couldn't help myself.I didn't actually draw this during Physics. I started it sometime during/after Elect., and then it spilled over to Physics and beyond.
The drawing is rather crapped up (the right arm looks like it's sticking out of the shirt and I will never get that retort stand right, etc. etc.) but I smiled several times while drawing this.
What it says (top to bottom, left to right)
THE ONE AND ONLY
PHYSICS SUPERHERO
SMOOTH SPLIT CORK PROVIDES NO MORE THAN THE NECESSARY FRICTION TO GRIP THE WIRE
EXTENDABLE CROCODILE-CLIP EXTRA-STRENGTH ELECTRICAL WIRE THAT CAN SUPPORT 5x10^3 KG.
MODIFIED COLLAPSIBLE RETORT STAND WITH PROPELLER ATTACHED FOR THIS SUPERHERO TO GET [TO] PLACES WITH LESS WORK DONE.
PHYSICS SUPERHERO USES HIS GENIUS-LEVEL KNOWLEDGE OF AERODYNAMICS TO STEER HIM ANYWHERE AT MAX. VELOCITY
ARMS TRAINED AND MODIFIED TO ACCESS MAXIMUM CAPABILITY OF MOMENTS
SUPER-ENDURANCE SLOTTED MASSES WITH GIANT MASS HANGER THAT ALSO DOUBLES AS AN EFFECTIVE BLUDGEONING WEAPON, DEALING MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF FORCE
STREAMLINED HAIRSTYLE
TOTE BAG WHICH CONTAINS LAPTOP, DATALOGGERS AND PAPERS FOR HIS COVER AS A PHYSICS TEACHER
MIRRORED GLASSES TO CONFUSE OPPONENTS WITH REFLECTED LIGHTS AND TO CONCEAL IS IDENTITY
INDESTRUCTIBLE, STYLISH SHIRT
SCIENTIFIC, GRAPHICAL CALCULATOR WHICH [ALSO ACTS] AS A GPS, RADAR, ALARM CLOCK, MOBILE PHONE, AND GAME CONSOLE.
ULTRA-LARGE PENDULUM BOB WITH MAXIMUM G.P.E. TO K.E. EFFICIENCY
STOPWATCH DESIGNED TO NEGATE HUMAN REACTION TIME
UTILITY BELT TO KEEP HIS PANTS UP
EXTRA-GRIP SHOES
PENS TO DO HYPER-SPEED CALCULATION
EXTRA 6M OF WIRE
HEAVYWEIGHT SLOTTED MASS MADE OUT OF DENT-PROOF TITANIUM
Grammatical errors corrected in brackets, barring the fact that there actually isn't such word as "extendable"... just couldn't find one. Ah well.
--
For people who aren't in on this, on Monday Mr Liu left a note on our class' whiteboard, which ended off with "Your friendly neighbourhood Physics superhero".
It still hasn't been erased if you want to go see it (the class drew a DO NOT ERASE boundary around it). Ms Yang took advantage of this and wrote her Chem notices around that note so that people wouldn't erase it.
Physics Superhero needs a better name. Or does he?