Omegle.

Pretending to be a pirate.

Stranger: heyy

Stranger: are you a perv?

You: No.

You: I am a pirate.

You: Give me your money.

Stranger: ooh xD

Stranger: i see. well are you a boy?

You: WHY SHOULD IT MATTER TO YOU, MAGGOT?!

You: TO THE BRIG WITH YOU

Stranger: Lmao

You: DO NOT SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY, MAGGOT

Stranger: maybe.

You: WHAT WAS THAT?

Stranger: that was a smartass remark, asshole. x)

You: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME, YOU FOULMOUTHED BLAGGART?

Stranger: i dont remember.

Stranger: but could you turn your caps lock off? it makes you look like you dont understand basic manners. :)

You: I apologise. I'm a pirate, so I'm too used to shouting.

You: It's hard making yourself heard across multiple ships.

Stranger: i understand.

You: Thank you.

Stranger: yeah. you should add me on facebook.

You: I'm a pirate. I don't have Facebook.

Stranger: lies.

You: I used to, but it's a little troublesome trying to check your Wall while navigating a maelstrom.

Stranger: i see. D:

You: Besides, their imitation of the pirate language is abominable.

Stranger: Hm.

Stranger: Well, add me anyways. :)

You: I deleted my Facebook account in protest.

Stranger: Sob.

You: I should go. The Kraken just appeared off starboard.

You: Wish me luck.

Stranger: Good luck.

i'm not there yet
G.
Sagittarius.
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